seselapod:

you will never feel more shame in your life than when you miss the final long note in guitar hero and you’re forced to sit there in the silence of your own failure



maryjanewatson: i was gonna say the sun definitely shines outta yr ass but then i was like shakes head that sounds rly gross even if u mean it in a cute way so like the sun shines out of your general head face body area like youre a sun person you are The Sun just as hot but not actually as hot otherwise we'd probably all be dead but still you get me 


you are legitimately my favorite person


daftpnk:

daftpnk:

snakes are ULTRA FUCKING HYPER WEIRD if you think about it

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oomshi:

please watch your fucking language




tombraider:

Fanart: “Wolves on the prowl” by zecarlos


hah today was awesome i got to hear military stories and found out that my godfather is a gay guy who dresses in drag